Why dogs & men are the same

Why dogs and men are the same ?

Both take up to much space on the bed.

Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

Both are threatened by their own kind.

Both like to chew wood.

Both mark their territory.

Neither tells you whats bothering them.

Both tend to smell riper with age.

The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

Both have an inordinate fascination with women`s crotches.

Neither does any dishesBoth fart shamelessly.

Neither of them notices when you get your hair cut.

Both like dominance games.

Both are suspicious of the postman.

Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.

Neither understands what you sees in cats.

Why men are better than dogs

Men only have two feet that track in mud.

Men can buy you presents.

Men dont have to play with every man they see when

you take them around the block.

Men don't eat cat turds on the sly.

Men can open their own cans.

Men can do math stuff.

Holiday Inns accept men.